Happy birthday to this lovely gump!
Go shower Necklace with the same amount of sunshine she is!
Get outta here you!
And by that I mean, please stay forever. I just want to play boardgames and get drunk with you kids.
“When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?”
turned her into a bull
Esquire.com has posted the full feature article on Tom:
perturbation / wet socks are his fortemasturbation / whet cocks were his adagio
consternation / watching clocks she hoped for allegro
strangulation / sweat smocks were her adante
conflagration / pet rocks were her bolero